Torture

it's torturous when people tell you secrets that you absolutely MUST keep a secret. I'm sitting on some doozies that I'm sworn to not tell. Can't write about them. Not even allowed to really think hard about them for fear the molecules will emit out of my brain and transfer to another human in close proximity of me and absorb the info into their skin thus causing a chain reaction of hot gossip!
Damnit.
Oh they are good. Sad. Relieving. Good.
Must not tell. No leaks.
I'm going to be like a good solid super size Kotex and just keep the info in for as long as I'm required.

trust.